"That's really the extent of my Dutch," he says with a laugh of his own as he sinks into a chair once they've found a table. That's not truly the entirety of it, he knows how to tell Bear to attack, but somehow that feels like taking it all just a step too far. Bear is a sweet dog, but he's trained for a very specific purpose.

Even though he's said Bear is a military dog, he knows most people don't like to think about attack dogs or what they can do.

"German, though, I learned all the curse words when I was a kid," he continues. "So we're much better off there."