"I'm not going anywhere," John answers and from one of the nearby tables he sees someone cast an appreciative glance over Dutch. She's good at playing her part, they both are, and it's clear anyone who has overheard them believes they're on a date.

An especially hot date, apparently, and that works in their favour. If anyone is questioned, all they'll remember is the couple who couldn't wait to get home. No one will suspect them of much else.

Once they're out of the restaurant, he doesn't drop the act. The two men are ahead, turning a corner into an alley and John drops his head so he can speak close to Dutch's ear.

"Drunk couple stumbles into the wrong place?" he asks. It's an easy part to play and it almost always takes them off guard.